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My Education

• Riverside First School
  • Dribbling
  • Crying
  • Looking up girls skirts
• Lovat Middle School
  • More advanced skirt lifting
  • Less dribbling
  • Lots of football
• Ousedale Secondry School
  • Fantasing about what's under those skirts
  • Some work
  • A-levels (just)

  My Skills

  1. Invisibility
     • Useful for a variety of situations.
  2. Invulnerability
     • I cannot be defeated!
  3. Lighting Reflexes
     • Bing! There, you didn't even see that did you?!
  4. Laser Eyes
     • Good for de-frosting meat.
  5. Massive....Feet
     • Therefore big....shoes.
  
  

  My Name, and What It Stands For

  R

  Randy, always bloody randy.

  O

  On top of his game.

  B

  Brave.

  E

  Exciting, yeah baby!

  R

  Randy, still randy.

  T

  Trustworthy, you bet your butter-cakes I am.